Hello, My name is ED and
most people would consider me a common yellow duck of the rubber variety, but
they would be wrong. While I can be
visually associated with the common variety, inside I am far from common. I was born on a dark and stormy morning on
the northern bank of the lake in New York’s Central Park, out of season and as
unlikely as this may seem to you, I was a singleton. No other eggs were laid when I was and so my
mother had no one else to occupy her time but me. She sang songs to me and told her adventure
stories to my hardening shell. It was an
experiment on her part as she had overheard several new mothers discussing this
practice while they sat in the park.
They were sure that by speaking to the unborn baby and singing songs,
the baby would grow up to be a very special baby.
Mother’s experiment paid off very well on my part
as I came out of the shell and spoke to her in both English and Spanish of the wonders
she had spoken of. She had infused a
sense of adventure in my soul when she spoke of the
wonders to be found in the far off distant places she had spoken about. I assumed that she had visited all of those
great wonders but I found to my great disappointment that she had only heard of
them from the visitors to this great and wonderful park located in a very large
and awe inspiring city. I decided then
and there that I would not live a vicarious life such as she had, I would get
out of this park and tour the world.
To that end I spent my formidable years learning
Geography, Mathematics, Science, and History.
I wanted to specialize in the study of Aerodynamics, but I was hampered
by the entrance requirements for the college of AeroSpace
Science. They have a requirement that
you be of a certain height before they will teach you the secrets of flight and
while I am a very determined fellow, I am also very short. I had to rely on book knowledge obtained from
the public library and I fear that I did not learn enough current information
as flying has never been the joy to me that I thought it would be.
In preparation for my expected journeys, I decided
that I needed to learn a means of defending myself from attack or molestation
by hungry predicators. Being of small
size and weight I found the study of martial arts much to my liking, The dependence on balance and leverage
appealed to my scientific mind and my size became an advantage instead of a
liability. I hardened the leading edges
of my wings by hitting boards, trees and rocks until they became as lethal as
knives and made me feel ten feet tall as I strode through the park ignoring
dogs and cats with impunity.
All of the work I did made flying harder as my
wings got thicker and my body denser from the hard work I was putting in. I thought that the extra work on the wings
would allow me to fly farther and longer then the rest of the ducks but I was
wrong. Flying was hard work and I did
not enjoy it at all. This was a matter
of some concern to me as I was still determined to travel the world.
I needed a new way to travel.
While I still lived in the park I became a
bully. I am not proud of this part of my
history but I must tell it as it is very important to my current
situation. I had developed the habit of
chasing pigeons from the edge of the water and when I caught them I made them
give me food and homage, I took on dogs and turned them into useful tools to
carry me from place to place in the park as flying was so hard for me. I even controlled the cats in the park and
protected my avian friends from their attacks.
The cats got so they would not even visit the north side of the lake and
every bird, rat, mouse and squirrel paid me homage and brought me treats from
other parts of the park. Then it
happened, I found a bigger bully then even I had become, and I lost my first
fight. I almost lost my life.
I was feeling my oats and strutting through the
park on my way to the lake for my morning bath when I came across a pair of
large creatures I had not seen before.
They were enormous with two towers leading to a cylinder in the sky that
moved. This cylinder had two attachments
that swung around and swayed in the breeze.
I did not know what to think but I knew that I was not afraid. I decided that attack was the best way to
handle this affront to my territory so I did.
I gathered my breath, huffed a few times and charged, wings
outstretched, leading edges poised to cut down the two towers. I hit the towers, and I bounced back. What happened? I was undefeated and unstoppable. Then I heard a loud noise and saw one of the
towers move toward me very fast. The
tower hit me and I felt my body lifting into the air and flying until I slammed
into a tree. I hurt and I did not like
it. I found my self unable to move and I
saw the towers heading my way once again.
For the first time in my life I was scared. I tried to get away from those towers and I
could not move. The tower once again
came at me and connected with the center of my body. I flew a long way deep into the forest and
that is what kept me alive. I sfelt that the towers would come at me again so I looked
around for a place to hide and at last I saw a bramble bush with a a small crawl hole at the
base. I painfully dragged myself along
the ground until I could pull my mangled body under the bush.
That was the last thing I remembered about my life
in the park. When I awoke my life had
changed entirely but I was alive. That
part of my history I will tell you next time.
ED